Spider-Man has gotten up to quite a lot in the past 60 years, and we're always discovering new, bonkers comic storylines we've never read before. Apparently, Spider-Man's villains haven't always been doctor octopuses or green goblins. Sometimes they've been the very concept of good taste and healthy sensuality. We dig into a few storylines way too strange and hot to ever make an appearance in a Disney-branded MCU film (or, also, a Sony movie, presumably).